At I type furiously there is potential that a Royal baby is crowning.
I don’t really give a shit.
Sure Kate’s pretty, Will just seems hilare and betcha the baby will be cute in a Burberry trench but, m’eh. Too far away and I'm not that fussed.
This got me thinking about me (because our lives are so similar) and when our darling Crazy McTartan Sabbatical was born all those years ago in the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea.
To my friends back home who hadn’t seen me preggers, how unrealistic must it have seemed to hear that I had just had a wee one. And this was before I was on Facey, clogging up my feed with awesome growing tummy shots.
Can you honestly say that there hasn’t been a surprise baby in your FB feed, you’ve logged on one day to find pictures of a friend with a newborn. Double-taking, hang on, where did that come from?
What about when it is a family member? Can you be as emotionally involved from afar? From another hemisphere? I'm not so sure.
Is old fashioned sharing of news dead? Do we forget to keep in touch, writing less letters instead sticking to 140 characters every once in a while or the occasional text? Over sharing pics of food and under sharing milestones.
Or are we so caught up in our own busy life bubbles that we end up being so emotionally blasé unless it directly involves us or a celebrity?
Do we still care?